‘No Pants Metro Ride’ Planned For Sunday

Today, I want you all to be really, really glad. You see, I declined to do this. You did not have to see my bare thighs and scantily clad cottage cheese abomination of a behind. Rejoice!


LANHAM, Md. (CBSDC) — If you’re riding Metro today, you may see a little more skin than you’re prepared for.

If you do glimpse a suspicious number of bare thighs while riding, it’s probably due to the annual “No Pants Metro Ride.”

An event page on Facebook says participants should meet at Hancock Park by L’Enfant Plaza Metro where a brief pre-ride meeting will begin at 2 p.m.

The idea of the ride, according to Facebook, “is to appear as if you had no idea that you were missing pants or that you knew but didn’t think it was a big deal.”

Organizers advise participants to keep pants on your person but hidden in a bag or backpack.

“If any figure of authority tells you to put your pants back on, do as they say,” the event page says. “Unfortunately indecency laws are entirely subjective and while we haven’t had…

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